- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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