- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

I like school Said no one ever.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

You know what's funny? Rape

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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