Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

YOLO You only like Oreos

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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