what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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