a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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