- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

404: Anti-joke not found.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??