- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Tall asians

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

The Female Orgasm

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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