Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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