In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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