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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

boobs!

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

AIDS.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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