- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Your wife died during the delivery.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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