How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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