- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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