Agent 47.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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