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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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