What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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haha Otarts was here

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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