- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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