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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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