- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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