What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

whos district champs not JM

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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