- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

did you stub your toe?

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

God

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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