A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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