- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

To mama so old, she might die soon.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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