- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Hitler and Jews become friends.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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