What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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