Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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