We found a cure for cancer. Death

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Pianos.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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