- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Black people

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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