KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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there was once a jew

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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