Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

a black guy hates chicken.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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