What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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