- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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