Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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