- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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