- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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