- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

CAVE JOHNSON.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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