Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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