How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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what is orange? an orange

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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