- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

haha Otarts was here

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

taking out the trash... at night

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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