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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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