A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Peas

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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