- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

National security?

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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