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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Sam Hengal.

I literally died laughing

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Jebron Lames.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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