Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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no really what are ur names?

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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