What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

angelosnyder is not gay

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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