A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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My love life

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Anti Joke

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