- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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knock knock go away!!!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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