Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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