Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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The Oakland Raiders

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Moooo

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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there was once a jew

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ass.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Bob Saget

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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