A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Double-whammy

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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minorities

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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