- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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