A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Atheism

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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