- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

So FDR walks into a bar.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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