How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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boo

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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