How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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