- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Suck pussy

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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