- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Get on the boat.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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