Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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boys

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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