Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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did you stub your toe?

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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