- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

The Female Orgasm

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

women's rights

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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