- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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