- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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