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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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