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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Ron Paul for President!

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Homo say what?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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