- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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