What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I am very humble.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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