João Duarte reads this.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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