why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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sdfrgtyuki

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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