Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Anti Joke

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