What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

noah is a scrub jungle

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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