- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

womens rights

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Legal Mexicans in Texas

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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