A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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