Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Feminism.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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