Who invented apple? God

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

This is sparta No this is patrick

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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