How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Hello

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Raveena Thandhan

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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