So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Jellybeans

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Anti Joke

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