What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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kushagra tyagi

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Anti Joke

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