- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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