- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

We found a cure for cancer. Death

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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