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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Knock knock come in.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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