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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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