- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I'd like to make a withdraw

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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