- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

a. why? b. because

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Well, there's one way...

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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