what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Your dads dead. lol

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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