- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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