What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

How many light bulbs? 1

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

PIED NINNY!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

world peace

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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