Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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