- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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